Pour 203 Mo t'as plus rien

Voilà quelques temps que je me frotte à Mac OS X
Je fais mes présentations en PDF, avec LaTeX, ça s'explique pas, c'est une maladie, pas contagieuse heureusement.
L'avantage est qu'on peut les afficher tout pareil sur Windows, Linux ou Mac.
Et puis je me suis dis: tiens, installons adobe reader, sur Mac (pourquoi? vu qu'il avait déjà tout ce qu'il faut par défaut). Ben, je regrette pas: 203 Mo l'installation!!!!!
C'est quoi qu'ils mettent dans Acrobat Reader pour faire 203 Mo ?????
Bon, j'espère qu'il marche bien... il risque d'être lourd à charger...

Comment bien régler vos fixations de ski

Vous sentez comme la neige est proche?

Voici depuis http://www.tourisme-haute-savoie.com/article.php?sid=13 quelques  conseils pour régler correctement ses fixations.

Le réglage doit se faire en fonction du sexe, du poids, de la pointure et du profil du skieur. Pour cela, les fixations possedent des marquages "DIN". Vous trouverez dans les tableaux ci joint, les réglages de base à appliquer en fonction de votre morphologie. Vous devez ensuite ajuster ces valeurs de base en fonction de votre profil.

Réglage de base

FEMME
Pointure	<33	34 / 35	36 / 38	39 / 41	42 / 44	>45
Poids (kg)
10 / 17		3/4
18 / 21	1 1/4	1	3/4
22 / 25	1 1/2	1 1/4	1 1/4	1
26 / 30	2	1 3/4	1 1/2	1 1/4	1 1/4
31 / 35	2 1/2	2 1/4	2	1 3/4	1 1/2	1 1/2
36 / 41	3	2 3/4	2 1/2	2 1/4	2	1 3/4
42 / 48		3 1/2	3 1/4	2 3/4	2 1/2	2 1/4
49 / 57		4 1/4	3 3/4	3 1/4	3	2 3/4
58 / 66		4 3/4	4 1/4	4	3 1/2	3
67 / 78		5 1/2	5	4 1/2	4 1/4	4
79 / 94		6 1/2	6	5 1/2	5	4 1/2
> 94			7 1/2	7	6	5 1/2
			8 1/2	8	7 1/2	7
			10	9 1/2	8 1/2	8

 

HOMME
Pointure	<33	34 / 35	36 / 38	39 / 41	42 / 44	>45
Poids (kg)
10 / 17		3/4
18 / 21	1 1/4	1	3/4
22 / 25	1 1/2	1 1/4	1 1/4	1
26 / 30	2	1 3/4	1 1/2	1 1/4	1 1/4
31 / 35	2 1/2	2 1/4	2	1 3/4	1 1/2	1 1/2
36 / 41	3	2 3/4	2 1/2	2 1/4	2	1 3/4
42 / 48		3 1/2	3 1/4	2 3/4	2 1/2	2 1/4
49 / 57		4 1/4	4	3 3/4	3 1/2	3
58 / 66		5 1/2	5	4 1/2	4	4 1/2
67 / 78		6 1/2	6	5 1/2	5	4 1/2
79 / 94		7 1/2	7	6 1/2	6	5 1/2
> 94			8 1/2	8	7	6 1/2
			10	9 1/2	8	8
			11 1/2	11	10	9 1/2

 

Ajustement en fonction de votre profil

 

VOTRE PROFIL	CORRECTIONS A APPORTER
Débutant adulte (plus de 25 ans) Skieur de plus de 50 ans	Monter d'une ligne
Débutant enfant et jeune (moins de 25 ans) Niveau débrouillé avec faible condition physique Bon skieur style souple et coulé recherchant la sécurité	Pas de correction
Bon skieur jeune style souple et coulé Niveau débruoillé avec bonne condition physique	Descendre d'une ligne
Bon skieur, ski d'attaque sur tous terrains	Descendre de 2 lignes
Trés bon skieur, sur terrains engagés	Descendre de 3 lignes

 

Pensez à vérifier vos réglages et à entretenir vos fixations réguliérement, elles vous le rendrons bien.

Bon réglages et bon ski!

sudo: port: command not found

Après avoir install Xcode et MacPorts il me restait toujours cette erreur dès que je voulais utiliser port:

sudo: port: command not found

Problème résolu en ajoutant:

export PATH=$PATH:/opt/local/bin
export MANPATH=$MANPATH:/opt/local/share/man
export INFOPATH=$INFOPATH:/opt/local/share/info

dans le .bash_profile

Europe is better off without patents on software

This petition aims to unite the voices of the European small and medium-sized enterprises and civil society regarding the misleading path of the supporters of patents on software (also called computer implemented inventions or software patents).

You can help!

Une pétition est en cours de rédaction: voir ici

Save the European Net !

Together

Bob Sinclar : together - écoute gratuite et téléchargement
album proposé par musicMe

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.


So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a riding crop???

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Tout se partage

• Les présentations: http://www.slideshare.net/
• Les documents: http://www.scribd.com/
• Les liens: http://del.icio.us/

à suivre

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven

One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess'.

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.'

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.'

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess; I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?'

The engineer said, 'Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.

Understanding Engineers - Take Six

Normal people ... believe that if it isn't broken, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,

'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The woman below replied, 'You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the woman, 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist,' everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far.'

The woman below responded, 'You must be in Management.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.'

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, 'What's with these people? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!'

The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!'

The priest said, 'Hey, here comes the green keeper.

Let's have a word with him.'

'Hi George, what's the matter that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

The green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group was silent for a moment. Then the priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them.

The doctor said, 'Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is anything he can do for them.'

The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said, 'Where did you get such a great bike?'

The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,

Take what you want.'

The second engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.'

DreamLinux ... Le rêve

DreamLinux ... Le rêve en images.
C'est bête mais j'ai pas résisté. Double écran,

et double cube!

Guide du Remboursement

guide du remboursement

Sécurité

Rappel de quelques principes simples:

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principe_de_Kerckhoffs
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sécurité_par_l'obscurité

Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band

Il semblerait que certains essaient d'avoir de l'humour chez Microsoft.

Oui, j'ai écrit "essaient", je n'ai pas dit qu'ils y étaient arrivés....

COSA FATTA CAPO HA

Si narra che al tempo dei Guelfi e dei Ghibellini un tale Buondelmonte dei Buondelmonti, fiorentino, ruppe le nozze con una fanciulla della casa Amidei. Allora i parenti della donna, riuniti a consiglio, decisero di vendicarsi dell'offesa ricevuta dal Buondelmonte. In tale occasione uno dei convenuti, Mosca Lamberti, pronunziò quelle parole, che significavano la morte di colui che aveva rotto il matrimonio. Egli infatti fu ucciso il giorno di Pasqua del 1215, mentre percorreva a cavallo il Ponte Vecchio di Firenze. Il detto oggi vuole significare che bisogna prendere decisioni rapide e definitive.

http://www.alibrando.it/proverbi/cerca-187-C.html